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Lessons Learnt, Could be Funny


  • The difference between ants and human employees is life span, ants just die earlier
  • It does not matter what you do tomorrow if you die today
  • It does not matter what you do today if you are still living in yesterday
  • Your life is yours, its as simple as that
  • Advice is advice, its not a law
  • The people who love you are usually the ones that cook for you for years without complaints
  • When your children are older you will still be their parents
  • If its black it does not mean its African, if its white it does not mean its European
  • There is nothing new unless if you think its new, it has all happened before
  • Money is there for you to spend it and not keep it in your mattress
  • Soccer is a game with  spectators who forget that its just a game
  • Just because its natural does not mean its part of nature
  • Being forgetful does not mean you are stupid but denying that you forgot, now that is stupid
  • God is there but where are you
  • Drive only if you have a license
  • Too much pork is not good for your health but it does not mean its bad
  • Once in a while sleep the whole day preferably on a weekend
  • Some people actually come to church accompanied by the devil
  • Who is courageous enough to stop a bullet with their hands except the guy on TV
  • Good clothes may not mean that you are rich but they do mean at least you have taste
  • Bathing should be the same thing as breathing so that everyone is clean
  • Your best friend never stops being in touch with you
  • Your spouse is actually your best friend
  • If you look in the mirror more you might just see yourself
  • Most people don’t even know what they look like
  • Would you date yourself if you saw yourself
  • Intelligence is knowing that Jesus is there
  • Just because the sun gives light it does not mean you should stare at it, respect it
  • Life is when you are able to be fruitful and produce something worthy
  • It’s not every popular person who is God sent
  • The world is in trouble but it does not mean you should be
  • Everyone is happy when they are eating their favorite food
  • Cooking is nice when you are cooking for the ones you love
  • There is no point to work except to find food and shelter
  • Peace of mind goes hand in hand with someone who has a plan
  • God’s plan is also your plan
  • Your boss is just a person trying to get money for their family just like you
  • Your employer is someone who depends on you for money
  • Time is the child of eternity
  • Even if you are not the most learned person in the world it does not mean you should not have common sense
  • A hug is more powerful than a handshake

Winston is the author of several books. His breakthrough book was “You Have All Been Fooled”, a book about power, ability, and sheer determination in life. Winston’s books are available on the following
You Have All Been Fooled at Amazon
You Have All Been Fooled at Author’s Page
Four Reasons Why Absolute World Peace is Impossible With Humans
The Spark of Life, Success and Relationships
The Book of Revelation Series

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